A 💨 Fart in Church

Everyone 💩 oops 💩 sometimes.

“It takes a lot of courage, audacity, boldness,
and a bit of innocence to let one rip loudly in the middle of church…”
~TeriLeigh

Storytime

Whenever something flops, my dad says, “well….that went over like a fart in church.”

And then, he takes a step back, re-orients himself, and tries again with a different tactic.

This usually happens when he is in the m…